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Everybody lies! ************************* If you don't come to democracy Democracy will come to you ************************* It's not personal. It's strictly business. ************************* I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. ************************* You're a Nobody Unless Your Name Googles Well ************************* An optimist says the glass is half full While a pessimist says the glass if half empty ...An engineer says that the glass is too big. Alternatively: ...An engineer says the container is twice the size it needs to be. ...A realist says it doesan't matter. It's just gonna have to be washed later anyways. ...The FDA says the glass has a design flaw and needs to be sent back to China to be re-engineered. ...A Republican says "Who's been drinking out of my glass?" ...A Zen Master picks up the glass and drinks. ...An opportunist drinks the contents while the other two argue. ...An Accountant wants to know why you're wasting money on a glass that's obviously too large. ...A physicist says the glass is neither. It is completely full, half with water, the other half with air. ...An analyst says it is neither, it simply contains 50% of its potential capacity. ************************* For unto everyone that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance. But from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.

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